Translated by Jonathan MinahaneÌę
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âWhat in Godâs name are you reading?â
âJust something for school.â
âYou bring textbooks on a date? Donât you know that the biggest textbook is standing right in front of you?â
âI didnât know that I had a date today, and alas, itâs hard for me to learn things from you. Youâre only a kind of light reading for leisure time,â the young beauty said bluntly.
âIâve told you once already not to be smart with me. You donât stand a chance. Your looks are the only thing that will snare me. Looks are quite enough for you. Just be passively present, please,â Edo said, and sat down at her table.Ìę
âWhere were you? I couldnât find you anywhere the past few days. Have you been studying the whole time?â he asked.
âYou were looking for me?â
âLetâs say, I scanned the bar a few times. I thought youâd developed a rash or something like that and you were waiting till it went away, so that I wouldnât see you looking so hideous.â
âI donât develop rashes, my hormones are in order.â
âAre you sleeping with someone?â
âWhy? Would you want that? Do you want me to have someone? Afterwards you can be my hollow tree. And since youâve said youâre a textbook, maybe you could advise me about men, what to do and what not?â
âAdvice is no use.â
âYou were really looking for me? Werenât you afraid that killer had got me?â
âDid he get you?â
âAs you can see, no,â she said.
âMaybe he got you and afterwards released you, because you donât match his concept.â
âWhat concept? Do you know what concept he has?â
âI donât know and Iâm not interested. Whatâs that slop youâre drinking? Doesnât it disgust you?â
âIâm only eighteen. Quantity matters more to me than quality, or just the actual feeling that Iâm drinking,â Tiny elucidated. Edo bent close to her glass and sniffed the wine.
âEighteen isnât as little as all that, so donât play Lolita. And likewise I am not so ancient that you should mistake me for your old man. When I was eighteen, Iâd long since been sleeping with thirty-year-olds. Can I have this bottle of red, please,â Edo said to the waiter. The waiter came over to the wine list and tried to ascertain through Edoâs finger, which was covering the object referred to, the wine required.
âDoes that mean that now, when youâre thirty, you must sleep with eighteen-year-olds?â she enquired delightfully.
âIt means nothing at all. And just for the future, in my company you will never again drink such sewage. I doubt if itâs even from grapes.â
âAre you still writing letters to your palâs girlfriend?â
âDid I tell you about that?â
âYou told me.â
âI donât know what else I can write for him. Iâve never in my whole life written so many letters as to that woman of his.â
âYouâre like my Cyrano.â
âI donât have the nose.â
âDonât you want to post up those letters somewhere? You can sell them to other desperate cases.â
âIâm not that interested in the internet,â he rebuffed Tinyâs entrepreneurial plan.
âYou should be,â Tiny admonished him, representing the voice of a generation that in all important matters had long ago passed out Edoâs contemporaries. That was what characterised the present time. The younger, the more experienced.