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BETWEEN

Is it difficult, you ladies dear,

to lie between two chairs here?

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IF

If only we could fit together our egos

like we do with our Legos!

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CAIN AND ABEL

So all men will be brothers at ease?

Help me, please!

Love is blind and deaf, but it has completely healthy children.

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GODFATHER

Even for atheists

鈥� I鈥檓 sure of this 鈥�

godfathers, in fact, do exist.

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ANGEL

鈥淵ou鈥檙e my angel!鈥� she chatted in a whisper.

But I acted as if I had no gender.

A man is a man, he hardly changes therein.

He wants his own car, his own cottage, his own house and 鈥� foreign women!

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PLATONIC LOVE

You may have to give for this love sage

Nothing more than your whole wage!

Where would humanity be if Noah had embarked in a canoe?

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BIOGRAPHY

First an erotic.

Then a sclerotic.

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MENTALITY

Even if you allow them

to use you to wipe

only the finest porcelain,

you will not acquire the mentality of porcelain

only the mentality of a rag

When your wife yawns by your side, she won鈥檛 go to bed with you.

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OPINION

It鈥檚 easiest to change your opinion

when you don鈥檛 have one.

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THE PROBLEM OF THE MOUNTED POLICE

A policeman can more easily adapt

to a change of uniform

than his horse can.

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TORSO

A woman without a head is a torso. Why? Tell me!

After all, what makes a woman a woman is still in its place, see!

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THE WORD

With frequent usage

All credibility is

Lost by the word

So goes the heart

Eventually akin to a turd

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DEMAND

The emptier the heart is

the more it demands

additional foreign blood

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LOOK

Look at the photograph

of your parents

year by year they look

younger

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A THOUGHT

A thought should never be

too large

to fit

into your head

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PURPOSE

An eggshell

is broken from without

for one purpose

and from within for another

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FLAGS

Flags change鈥ven those that are proud鈥�

It鈥檚 the flagpoles that remain avowed.

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A COIN

The start

of a football match

is decided by the tossing of a coin

this is the only time

that money

decides something

in a just manner

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COMPLICATED PRODUCT

A man is the only

complicated product

during whose production

we can be

absent in spirit

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WHAT KOHN SAID

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The Lord didn鈥檛 love me

when I was born

it was pouring

when I got married

it was pouring

it even started raining

when they dragged me

into the concentration camp

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Translated by听Clarice Cloutier听